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I'm Bert. I am a cartoon character. My mansion is 43 acres and I am the vice mayor of Benjaminville.

Exclusive Interview:

Do you play sports?

Yes, I play basketball, baseball, soccer, tennis, softball, volleyball, golf, football, cricket, polo, water polo, and croquet.

Do you have any hobbies?

Yes, I play piano, viola, cello, trumpet, trombone, french horn, saxaphone, flute, clarinet, drums, bongos, and I

sing. Did I mention that I do comuter science and make cars?

Do you sleep?


I've heard you have a large vocabulary. Whaddya got?

Are your antisocial tendencies the product of a strangley interected and oddly shaped pituitary gland?

What does that even mean?!

I dunno.